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Halloween Story
A bald man with a wooden leg
gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to
hide his head and his leg
so he writes to a costume company to explain his
problem.
A few days later, he received a parcel with the following
note:
Dear
Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just
right
as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man
thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
wooden leg and so he
writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and
he receives another parcel
and a note, which says:
Dear
Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very
truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they
have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so
again he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day
he gets a small parcel and
a note, which
reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of
molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour
the molasses over your bald head,
pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden
leg up your ass and go as a caramel
apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
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